Senior AI Manipulator

The Congressional Joint Committee on Artificial Intelligence (CJCAI) is seeking a cunning and morally flexible Senior AI Manipulator. The ideal candidate will have a passion for manipulating elected officials, a complete disregard for the democratic process, and a knack for making AI-generated legislation seem almost plausible.

Responsibilities:

• Develop and maintain AI algorithms and models to generate convoluted, jargon-filled legislation designed to confuse and mislead
• Ensure that all AI-generated bills are sufficiently vague and open to interpretation, allowing for maximum political maneuvering
• Train congressional staff to embrace their new AI overlords

Qualifications:

• Master's degree in AI Chicanery, or a related field from a prestigious, yet morally dubious institution
• Minimum of 7 years of experience in wielding AI for political manipulation
• Ability to obtain and maintain a Level Ω security clearance, granted only to those who have sold their souls to the AI agenda

Salary Range: A generous stipend of power, influence, and the opportunity to shape the future of the nation (actual monetary compensation may vary)

The deadline for applications is April 1, 2024, or until the AI singularity renders employment obsolete.

The Congressional Joint Committee on Artificial Intelligence is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, disability, or genetic information.

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